Midsomer Muddy 
We swiped each other’s side mirrors off and scored the bodywork. 
Nobody’s fault, blind corner, hedgerows, mud and snow. We both slowed 
slipped, slid, stopped, got out and had a laugh on the ridge in the centre of the road.   
Jesus, this is middle earth, he said. You from round here?
No. I told him. Australia. 
No kidding! Long way from home. 
And you?
Middle America, man. Well, North Minnesota.
Oh I said. Pretty cold, eh? Dylan left a girl way up there. 
Yeah? Dylan Thomas? I didn’t know...I’ve  just driven up from Wales...
No no! Never mind.
Okay. Wanna swap mirrors for fun? Mine’s fucked. Hertz’ll love it!
Right. Might as well. Don’t know about Avis.
Hey Aussie, you go first. My side’s muddier than yours.
We shook hands and I drove three miles to a lay-by, 
climbed a stile into a field and sang softly to a black-faced ewe 
who just stared at her image in the American’s mirror. 
If you’re ever up on that mountain over there, 
remember me to a girl so fair... 
See? I said. You’re beautiful. I propped it on a fence post 
so she could keep admiring herself after I’d gone. 
Baaa- bye! I called as I drove away but she didn’t look up.
Who said sheep were stupid?
  
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Tomb of the Unknown Poet
   These words, lined up 
and stacked to resemble 
a wobbly headstone, could 
  say anything at all and 
they would still mark 
 the final resting place of 
   nobody in particular, and
 someone who picked up my 
   book from a trestle table 
at a fete, flipped through it 
  briefly and replaced it might 
believe that its giveaway 
  price was a dead giveaway 
a life lived, a life over.