Jim Cory

Bikes Left Overnight Attract Vandals

Do not use ceiling fans gently & quietly. This damages

open-toed footwear. No chalk! To assure availability

of your daughter in curtained areas at pool, please

wear shirts when entering. Do not adjust

Manager-On-Duty. This damages cold water. Obtain

a medical exam before foot detoxification. DO NOT SPIT

on Century Workout Manikin. WIPE OFF AND UNLOAD

the next member. UNLOAD age-defying WATER

FOUNTAINS. To assure availability

FOOD must be left during use. Please return

ALL WET AREAS when exiting. Desk coordinator is for

individual use. Trees are not permitted

anywhere in this facility. This damages Manager-On-Duty.

PLEASE PARDON more than 400 pounds. Botox IN CAFÉ

AREA ONLY! Interested in desk coordinator? Obtain

a medical exam before DOOR IS LOCKED. Balls 

are under video-taped surveillance. Avoid

quietly. The next member may fall

when weight selection pin is disengaged. RETURN

Teeth Whitening before beginning dumbbells. Please put weights down

on next member. Do not throw walls! Manager-On-Duty

is checked hourly. PLEASE UNLOAD

jump ropes. Be cautious of desk coordinator. No chalk!

DRINKING FOUNTAINS will appreciate consideration. PLEASE

DO NOT SPIT IN windows. This damages

Manager On Duty. UNLOAD Century Workout Manikin gently
& quietly. Improvements are being made. Thanks

for your member. PLEASE DO NOT

fall when entering This increases ceiling fans. RETURN

medical exam before exiting desk coordinator. Open-toed

footwear collateral. Age-defying water fountains.  Botox workout. Termination

without refund. Private daughter studio. No chalk!

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